I got this from one of my fans…

So on Sunday morning I get an email from my manager, he sent me an email that says "support your local porn start." Right then I knew he was referring to Mandy sweet my big booty white milf that I have become addicted to. Not wasting any time I clicked on the URL link and I hit the play tab, right in front of my wife and two years old son (I know I know), I immediately started watching the video with joy. My wife surprise to see me watching porn in front of her says, "WTF Louis you are watching porn in front of me and your son?" I replied to her "Shut up woman, and go away that I am watching my fav porn start get banged." I could not stop watching the video as I was excited and jealous at the same time, but nevertheless it was an enjoyable video that I must had seen multiple times at home at work, on my cell device, and in my mind while a sleep, and maybe in the shower. I can't wait to see Mandy new videos, I hope next time she is with a Latino ;-)


Luis aka jealous



Thanks Luis...but not in front of the kid next time 18 and over please....xoxo your too sweet



if you guys have any funny stories about me or any other porn star that you would like to share email me at mandy_sweet@live.com i might post them on here....please nothing too offensive...stories must be tasteful

I guess im an apple tree

The Druids Horoscope. The Druids Calendar. Gallic Horoscope

Apple tree

(22nd December - 1st January, 25th June - 4th July)


She rarely may be high, she gladdens your eyes, she has much of attractiveness, she's nicely constituted, has a lot of charm and warmth. She instils a thoughts about love, even not thinking of it by herself (which occurs rarely indeed).
Apple tree - is very sentimental, sensitive. Love is interesting for her as in theory so as in practice of course. Often she decides to marry somebody not having a great feelings to a partner (apple is a very versatile tree), but it does not mean a final refusal of love and feelings.
If she accidentally meets a partner suitable to her taste and spirit, then their marriage will be a felicity. Apple tree is always loyal in love (as in free love, so as in conjugal one, and even in after-conjugal) up to a declining years.
She is unselfish, improvident, easy to be deceived. She would give to anybody her own shirt, share a last piece of bread. However, Apple tree is not a "goose". Not thinking of tomorrow, she lives today, sometimes making a debt and forgetting about it, which is usual for her. She is a philosopher, full of fantasies, glad to be living and not wishing to surprise or convince anybody.
However, do not take her as a thoughtless creature. Being intelligent, thoughtful and logical, Apple tree has a penchant to science. She reads everything related to the area she is interested in. A volume of her knowledge is surprisingly big, but she does not try to amaze anybody, she simply reads everything to satisfy her curiosity. Scientific theories are interesting for her for so much as a good cooking does too. She prefers the pleasures of this world to a bliss in other world.
She likes a diversity in emotional area. Monotonous happiness with no defect blows boredom on her. It needs to be known, that this spontaneous girl or nice boy likes to complicate the life from time to time.
Traits of those who were born under the sign of Apple tree: emotionality, warmth, intellect, inclination to thoughts, logic, analytical mind.
These people were born under the sign of Apple tree: Rubens, Henry VII, Rousseau, George Sand.


http://www.magic-horoscope.com/druid/

banana pants

Banana Pants
During my years working close by with the fire department I have come to realize that there are 2 types of firemen…Real Firemen, and Banana Pants
Real Firemen are those that love the job, who show respect to those they work along side of, who take care and treat the patients they respond to the best of their ability, they treat the patient not the policy. They are humble about themselves, and are willing to risk their lives for yours.
The other type of firemen I call banana pants, they look like real firemen, get paid the same amount as real firemen, but when you look underneath it all they are not real fireman.
Banana pants are the type of firemen/medic who go on a medical call and hand it off to the ambulance personnel without doing a proper assessment. They have no respect for the people they are suppose to be helping, they think it is a burden to run any calls other than a “structure fire.” They are the guys who belittle a brand new EMT for not doing his/her job correctly instead of teaching them how to do things proper, they are the firemen who constantly use the uniform to pick up on women sleep with them once and never call again. These are men who sleep with women and write the girls name and number on the wall of the men’s bathroom at the station.
Examples:
banana pants attempt to ship a patient BLS who had an arterial bleed that was uncontrolled, because they had a structure fire the patient almost died…he had to have surgery…

Banana pants shipped a patient BLS who had a massive GI bleed, when asked what do I tell the nurse why you didn’t want to follow up they told me it because it wasn’t in their policy to follow up on those types of calls. When the patient was seen at the hospital I explained what the banana pants told me to say to the nurse…lets just say those banana pants didn’t talk to me for a month because they thought I went behind their back and through them under the bus…the patient died 3 days later

Banana pants asked me in the back of my ambulance if I had any new movies coming out….which would have been fine, but it was in front of a 16 year old female patient…

Banana pants run a call on a diabetic patient who’s blood sugar was in the 40s they start an IV push D50 bring the sugar to 80, but ship it with BLS ambulance personnel…patients blood sugar dropped to 50 by the time they got to the hospital.

Banana pants don’t do a 12 lead on a 40 year old female with abdominal pain, they ship the patient BLS when we got to the hospital the patient was having an MI…

I am at a bar and I can over hear the conversation next to me. A guy trying to pick up on a girl…she’s not interested until he says what he does for a living…"but Im a firemean"
 
If you are going to take a job as a Fireman, it comes with great responsibility, don’t abuse the power, medical calls are part of that job. If you are going to be a paramedic don’t wear the banana pants…be a real fireman
 
If Prometheus was worthy of the wrath of heaven for kindling the first fire upon earth, how ought all the gods honor the men who make it their professional business to put it out? ~John Godfrey Saxe
What you call a hero, I call just doing my job. ~Author Unknown

So as you look at the firefighter with his rake, hose or axe,
His beet red face or ice covered mustache,
You should know why he goes through that smoky front door,
And is forced to crawl like a baby down on the floor.
He does it to save both lives and property,
All that is precious to you and to me.
So take a good look at this modern warrior who serves his call proud and true,
And know that he would die just to save me and you.
~Robert J. Athans

Better a thousand times careful than once dead. ~Proverb


How important it is for us to recognize and celebrate our heroes and she-roes! ~Maya Angelou


PSK…just a short recap

So the other night was Niki Hunters birthday and Rico Montana's release party for Hot Butter Porn's new DVD. I hadn't been to Sardos since school started. So it was nice to see everyone. Amongst the guests were Powder, Tony Bones, Tucker Slain, Tee Reel, Sophie Dee Lee Bang, Tommy Gunn and others.

The VIP section was packed and spilled out onto the tables. Rico brought a bunch of sexy nurses with him (yes real nurses) who were a wild and crazy ...One of the fans bought all of us ladies a few rounds of drinks which he was thanked for by a few girls (xoxo)...Later every one sang happy birthday to Niki while she blew out the candles on her birthday cake....and I think someone got a lap dance that night...everyone else got free porn...the night was filled with amazing singers and some not so amazing, but that's karaoke for you...

My two drink limit of the night turned into too many more by the time I was done it was closing time, so a few of us headed around the corner to Bobs Big Boy (tony drove lol)...I didnt know that place still was around...we sat there until 530am...eating our really bad eggs and drinking our coffee...until i was sober enough to drive home (thanks guys).

If  you have never been to Porn Star Karaoke on Tuesday nights at Sardos you must check it out. Hot servers, hot porn stars and all out fun people. They give away free porn too...



DO YOUR JOB

When working in the medical field you are responsible for people’s lives. One wrong decision can injure or potentially kill someone. This weekend I picked up a shift (won’t mention where) and I ran into probably the worst paramedic I have seen in 5 years…
We respond to a call around 2100 for a person who has been down for approximately 2 hours. When fire opened the door the front entry was full of blood and a woman was lying on the ground. Her face was swollen and covered in blood. She was awake and able to respond (Spanish speaking only). My partner and me we setting up the backboard and gurney preparing to C-spine her, when the medic tells us no neck or back pain no c-spine.  The guys pick her up and put her on our gurney. The captain then yells out she smells like ETOH (she’d been drinking alcohol) so we need to C-spine her.
Another call goes out in the area so the medic asks if they could leave and go to the other call (without assessing the patient fully) the captain says no they need to follow up (which means to ride along with us ALS). He rolls his eyes and says fine.
We get the patient in the back of the rig one medic jumps in the back and just sits there doing nothing. I tell my partner to start cleaning her up to see where the blood is coming from. The medic gets on the phone and contacts the base hospital. He tells the hospital that he doesn’t understand why his captain wants him to follow up and that the patient was stable vitals were good (before the vitals were taken) she was NSR on the monitor (they had not set her up on the monitor) he had not even assessed the patient.
We ended up taking the patient by ourselves BLS … We reported the neglect to the nurse.
Regardless if the patient was BLS or not look at the patient before that decision is made…
The patient was hypovolemic, hypotensive, had a fractured hip and a broken nose and a possible skull fracture.

"When people go to work, they shouldn't have to leave their hearts at home."  ~Betty Bender

my weekend

So the weekend was fun irritating and crazy…Friday I went for a job out in the valley, had dinner with the super sexy Tony Bones…who by the way is the best interpretive dancer I know…(when I do go back to PSK you should check us out), anyway….
While I am gone my roommate tells me he is going to pick up his friend…which really means at least 3 friends…ok I am cool with that…as long as they keep it down while I was studying…which they did…
Saturday morning I woke up to three girls sleeping on my living room floor and a house full of empty beer cans, and dirty dishes…I couldn’t make coffee because there was way too much in my way…and who ever knows me I’m not so sweet without my coffee
So I go outside to smoke a cigarette and one of the girls follows me out there…while we were talking she begins to go into a full body seizure…fuck…
I am yelling for any one of the girls to wake up to come help me out, because the way she was positioned she was going to hit her head on my concrete wall…I’m holding her head when they finally come outside…I told one of them that if she keeps going we were going to half to call for the fire department…
We end up calling 911 because her seizure lasted for a good min and a half…
I picked her up after she stopped and brought her inside…(yes I’m strong lol)…
I had one of the girls run up and grab my roommate so he could move the furniture around so the FD had a place to put the gurney…
They came, I gave a quick report with what I knew about her…and they left…this was all before 9am…
Later my roommate goes to the hospital to pick her up and bring her back (she was fine by the way, she has seizures all the time)…
when they come back my brother asked me if I want to go out to dinner with our friend Eric who just came back from Afghanistan. Who I hadn’t seen in months…which was good to see him…alive (after he had been blown up over there)…
So I had only a few hours to study…
When we (my brother and I) came back from dinner, we walked into another party…which was not planned…I had to finish studying for my quiz on Monday…
They were so loud downstairs at 11pm I had to leave the house…I went to Dennys for a bit to have some coffee and hopefully read…which didn’t work either because I guess they were having a party too…the music was soooooo loud…
so I was about to leave when my server kindly stopped me, turned down the music and moved me to a quite table…
So I got to read for an hour before all the drunk people came in…
When I came home the party was still raging…I tried to sleep a little because I had a shoot the next day…so I wasn’t going to be able to study again…
(The shoot was fun it was at this garage that housed a bunch of old corvettes…I can’t wait for the pics)
I came home around 7pm and my brother and roommate were on the couch…the place was spotless…they knew I was frustrated…
I opened the books to study some more, but ended up falling asleep…waking up to my alarm screaming at me to get the fuck up…
So the whole weekend I probably spent about 5 hours in the books….you think that’s a long time right? Not for nursing school…I should be spending at least 9 hours a day reading…
All in all I failed my quiz…
So I had a long talk with my roommate when I came home…I basically told him no more parties at the house until school is done, otherwise I will move out and live in my truck again…if I’m not working I should be in the books…I have spent 12 years trying to get into this program…and now its here…I cant fuck up any more…
Ok break time over back to the books
Thanks for listening to my venting
xoxo

HIV

Since this seems to be the topic for discussion this week...lets talk about HIV...it is not just a homosexual thing its a straight thing as well...People are putting the blame on homosexuality in the industry, but it does not just effect homosexuality it effects everyone.Those who go out and are careless, who have sex without a condom with those people who are not tested are putting themselves and everyone else at risk.

Prevention is the key....no glove no love...use condoms in your personal life if you are going to be in the Porn industry, even if your not....HIV is not something to joke about...It is not something that should be wished on anyone...educate yourself on STDs and stop making accusations without the facts

This is a straight copy from the mayo clinic http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/hiv-aids

"To become infected with HIV, infected blood, semen or vaginal secretions must enter your body. You can't become infected through ordinary contact — hugging, kissing, dancing or shaking hands — with someone who has HIV or AIDS. HIV can't be transmitted through the air, water or via insect bites.
You can become infected with HIV in several ways, including:
  • During sex. You may become infected if you have vaginal, anal or oral sex with an infected partner whose blood, semen or vaginal secretions enter your body. The virus can enter your body through mouth sores or small tears that sometimes develop in the rectum or vagina during sexual activity.
  • Blood transfusions. In some cases, the virus may be transmitted through blood transfusions. American hospitals and blood banks now screen the blood supply for HIV antibodies, so this risk is very small.
  • Sharing needles. HIV can be transmitted through needles and syringes contaminated with infected blood. Sharing intravenous drug paraphernalia puts you at high risk of HIV and other infectious diseases such as hepatitis.
  • From mother to child. Infected mothers can infect their babies during pregnancy or delivery, or through breast-feeding. But if women receive treatment for HIV infection during pregnancy, the risk to their babies is significantly

When HIV/AIDS first surfaced in the United States, it predominantly affected homosexual men. The type of HIV found in many African nations is more easily spread through heterosexual sex. Anyone of any age, race, sex or sexual orientation can be infected, but you're at greatest risk of HIV/AIDS if you:
  • Have unprotected sex. Unprotected sex means having sex without using a new latex or polyurethane condom every time. Anal sex is more risky than is vaginal sex. The risk increases if you have multiple sexual partners.
  • Have another STD. Many sexually transmitted diseases (STDs) produce open sores on your genitals. These sores act as doorways for HIV to enter your body.
  • Use intravenous drugs. People who use intravenous drugs often share needles and syringes. This exposes them to droplets of other people's blood.
  • Are an uncircumcised man. Studies indicate that lack of circumcision increases the risk for heterosexual transmission of HIV."

There are lots of websites out there with information on how HIV is spread, who is more at risk...but remember you need to be responsible for your own actions...

stress

ok so its the last week of the first class...My final exam is on Thursday... which means I am half way through first semester....as long as I pass...

Since I am stressed the best way to cope is to talk about it...and since I have to learn about stress and coping I thought I would share a little from my book...lets just see what pertains to me...

Clinical Manifestations of Stress...From Kozier & Erb
  • Pupils dilate (yep, probably from lack of sleep)
  • Sweat production (girls don't sweat we glow)
  • Heart Rate and Cardiac output increase (ok just a little, but i do drink a lot of coffee)
  • Skin is pallid (pale, um just a little but i am part vampire)
  • Sodium and water retention increase (um...)
  • rate and depth respiration increase (not yet)
  • urinary output decreases (not gonna tell you even if I did)
  • mouth may be dry (ok...)
  • peristalsis of the intestines decrease (mmm)
  • mental alertness improves (yeah maybe in some people)
  • muscle tension increases (could totally use a rub down)
  • blood sugar increases (maybe that's from all the candy I have been eating)

Can I Get A Nurse For This Hard-on Please?


After a long stay at the hospital, those white walls and that horrible daytime TV programming can make anyone feel cooped up. Luckily, this fine young nurse really cares about her male patients. She understands that a man needs to feel wanted and is ready to help any way she can.

Of course, her amazing tits and fresh pussy are all she needs to fulfill any male patient’s dreams. This is the kind of bed side manner our medical system should strive for.